Lorelei Karn ’27
Elle Woods would not have gotten accepted to Harvard Law School. Harvard Law School is a very competitive school with one of the top-ranked law courses in the country.
While a 4.0 undergraduate GPA might align with Harvard’s standards, Elle’s undergraduate major was in fashion merchandising. A major in political science might be a more typical undergraduate degree appropriate for law school. And while fashion merchandising might be challenging in some institutions, it’s not likely she had the same qualifications and experiences with a degree unrelated to government and law.
In addition, at no point in the movie does it state what college Elle Woods attends. There is a ‘West Coast Cali’ vibe to her attire and setting, but no reference to the institution. Only in the musical is it stated that Elle Wood attends UCLA. So, in the movie, she could be coming from a far less rigorous college.
In the movie, Elle Woods can be seen not participating in her usual sorority events and instead studying diligently. This may be impressive, but this does not account for her work ethic in general.
At one point in the movie, Elle states, “I once had to judge a tighty-whitey contest for Lambda Kappa Pi. Trust me, I can handle anything.”
Elle Woods clearly hadn’t needed to work very hard for anything in her life previously if the most difficult task she’s had to accomplish was judging a tighty-whitey contest.
In addition, Elle didn’t even submit the correct application requirements. By normal standards, this would have eliminated her application immediately. Harvard Law School requires every applicant to submit a written statement about themselves but instead, Elle submits a video. This is unbelievably unrealistic. Harvard admissions would never accept an applicant who couldn’t even submit all the application requirements in full.
Moreover, another character in the movie, Warner, is Elle’s ex-boyfriend. He is a Harvard legacy with long-term aspirations of attending Harvard Law School. It is revealed later in the movie that he was originally waitlisted when he first applied. At the beginning of the movie, Warner is far more passionate about law, and generally more qualified than Elle to attend Harvard.
It also puts the admissions office into further context. If they would hesitate to accept Warner, they wouldn’t be likely to accept Elle, and you can’t say that officers would accept her because they were generally more lenient.
From a feminist standpoint, one would feel morally inclined to vote in favor of Elle Woods attending Harvard. This can create a mindset that a hot blonde girl can do anything she sets her mind to, which is simply unrealistic in Elle Woods’s case.
Elle Woods is only applying to Harvard to win her ex back, she has no long-term goals besides marrying Warner. In fact, at the start of the movie, she has no goals or ambitions of her own besides trying to get married.
For the fifth ranked law school in America with an acceptance rate of 12.3% (in 2001), a Harvard Law student should have larger goals than just trying to get back together with their ex. It should be a privilege to attend such a prestigious school, not just a play to ‘get him back.’